Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
|me:||looks at pet sleeping|
|me:||oh thank god i thought you died|
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
this wasn’t supposed to get notes
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"